December 8th, 2008
‘One thing I never could stand about living in Santa Carla. All The
Damn Vampires!’ - Lost Boys
I remember, repeatedly asking my pal in primary school to tell me the plot of this movie again and again coz it sounded amazing. I couldn’t concentrate at school for thinking about things like that. I never saw the movie till secondary school but it lived up to myexpectations. Any film that contains the line,
‘My own brother! A Goddamn bloodsucking vampire!!! Wait till mom finds out!!!’
…has got to go down in the list of classics.
Vampires are kind of cool. Like Santa Claus. Now that, is a crossover movie that’s yet to be made! It could be John Carpenter’s greatest moment! I like the way mythical figures kind of come alive when they dominate your thoughts. Songs are real (I hope). And a song is as real as a story or a myth. They are all just creations of the humam brain that don’t ‘physically’ exist as such. Yet a song is real because it can have a profound effect on your emotional life. So Vampires and Santa Claus are real too? Maybes? In some way. Especially if they are locked in combat over our skies in some whacked out B-Movie.
I love Christmas time. Jamie and I just recorded a cover of Shakin Stevens’s ‘Merry Christmas Everyone’ for an online Advent calender. I love all the Christmas songs. I love the tackyness, l love the naivety and the unbridled festivity of it all. I’m a sucker for xmas. I’m so glad, in that respect, that we’ve got a xmas song out now. In classic Attic Lights fashion we didn’t get round to sorting it out till December which means our poor record company don’t have the time to promote it properly (xmas singles have to be planned months in advance) but i’m just glad it’s out there. Still, youve gotta be true
to yourself and if we werent so chaotic about doing things it probably wouldn’t be half the fun. And we have the dangerously sexy Cerys Matthews on it as well. Rock chick extroardinaire. Attic lights are caught in her spell. What a woman!!! You can download it from our website myspace and itunes…. I think? And all profits go to the charity Cash for Kids so please download yourself a copy.
When it comes to Christmas songs though, Silent Night has got to be one of the most beautiful melodies ever written. It always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up and a wee lump rise in my thoat. I remember seeing this cartoon on tv when i was about 4 or 5 years old and Silent Night played over this parable, told by an older rabbit to a younger rabbit about human beings, who had so many wars that they wiped themselves out. There’s a scene where the last two humans shoot each other on opposite sides of the trenches. It totally got to me. It’s strange to think that maybe all the great lessons I’ve learned in life come from things as simple as cartoons or songs or movies. That’s why I find it so hard to differentiate between what’s supposedly high art and low art. Those terms are bullshit to me. That cartoon shaped
my mind as much as Astral Weeks by Van Morrison or a James Joyce novel. But Christmas is linked in my head as a time of peace and wonder. And since I still love being constantly amazed at things..(you could reasonably surmise that I haven’t grown up yet, ) Christmas feels like a natural state of mind to me. (Shit, I’m starting to sound like the voiceover in a Steven Speilberg movie) Do you believe in magic? (to quote one of my Dad’s favourite groups The Loving Spoonful) Yup. I totally believe in magic. Not ‘hey presto’ kind of stuff, but the power of ideas and art to shape your internal world. Totally. If it feels magical then it is magical (read ‘Promethea’ by Alan Moore!!! all 5 books!!!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promethea
Oh yeah, and it’s illustrated by country legend Hank Williams’s nephew. Beat that!
There must be something about the festive season where people just relax that wee bit too much. To be blunt, two of my pals have, independantly of each other, lost control of their bodily functions in the last few days. Partly due to imbibing too much alcohal and partly due to a dodgy curry. One of them shat themselves in the park and the other pissed the bed one night. Gross, you may say. Frankly I find it hilarious in the extreme. Now, actually doing it is mildly amusing. But the fact they both have the confidience and self-assurance to come out and admit it to their pals. That’s the best bit for me. I think, while perhaps the generations before us broke down a few barriors of social inequality, we are breaking down the only barriers left. Dignity? Fuck it. Who needs it? I’m not squeemish. Unless you are eating bananas, in which I case i need to leave the room or I might vomit. But I love the candidness of it. I love the trust and lack of pretension in people. In casual conversation being unafraid to admit to losing control of the bladder or whatever. Don’t worry, I’m not some toilet fetishist or anything. It’s more the arch liberalism of it. Of being able to talk about anything with your pals these days, whether they be male or female. (you thought they were both guys right? Shame on you!)
That’s enough of my incoherent ramblings.
Top 5 Ipod tunes this week are….
If I Needed Someone - The Beatles
Jane of The Waking Universe - Guided By Voices
Just like Christmas - Low
Love Lockdown - Kanye West
A Little Soul - Pulp
Cheers,
Kev